When everyone wants a good time
When shit gets personal
Au where Stiles is a werewolf and he’s just saved human Derek from a rabid omega because Derek was out in the woods collecting samples for his collection of lichens and fungi and he’s seeing a werewolf for the first time.
"This is private property," the thing—the guy, the— says mildly.
"I was just—I was—" Derek says.
"You know, you don’t look so good," the guy says, frowning, stepping closer. Derek steps back. “Maybe you should s—"
Derek comes to staring at the sky, flannel shirt bunched clumsily under his head. It’s just a blood sugar thing, he tells the guy, it’s just—it’s been happening since he was a kid, which is true, but a mistake, because then the guy—Stiles, he says his name is, won’t leave, watches, hands in his pockets, while Derek chokes down a granola bar, and then drives him home.
"I’m really fine," Derek says, clutching his sample case to his chest when they get to the battered Jeep parked by the side of the road. “I don’t—"
"Get in," Stiles says, and Derek does.
JUST WAIT UNTIL DEREK FINDS STILES HALF DEAD AND SHIRTLESS IN HIS BEDROOM.
stiles gets cold really easily and derek doesn’t
I WAS HOPING FOR THE 1980 TOM SELLECK HAIR
I WAS HOPING FOR THE MAGNUM PI BOOTY SHORTS
I NEVER DARED HOPE FOR THE STACHE
ETA: Guys. It’s for a movie.
He fucking looks like Wario. Somebody send a messenger hawk to my Alaskan ice fishing hut when this is over.
Ops… that was totally unexpected
Me and squad on the hunt for dick
ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR - Stiles
No. - Derek.
Just an ordinary day for Stiles and the Nogitsune :D
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